my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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