Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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