Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Found your dick twin last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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