Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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