He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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