so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
