whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
jump out the window naked night went bad
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