she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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