Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Come see our sink grown plant.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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