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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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