Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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