I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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