Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I love you. Go after that dick
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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