I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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