It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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