Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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