Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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