I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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