Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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