and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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