Say something about gay babies.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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