I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
