I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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