She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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