low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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