apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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