her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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