yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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