I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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