If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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