Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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