I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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