put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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