Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My ass is underappreciated
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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