i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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