How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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