spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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