You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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