nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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