theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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