ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
