Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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