I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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