Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This house was built for laser tag.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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