All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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