there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
