North Korea, Best Korea!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Less talking, more tequila
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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