I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
