D3 body, D1 cock
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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