Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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