i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think my moral compass just broke
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