Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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