I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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