omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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