69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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