Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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